LinkedIn. Old posts.
A matching name.
The group finds a professional profile and older X posts. Useful leads. Still not proof of who is typing.
A DISCORD INVESTIGATION · 24–25 SEPTEMBER 2026
How a
lightbulb
became KYC.
A Discord rabbit hole. A suspected impersonator.
Two men playing 4D chess over one LinkedIn reaction.
THE PERSON OF INTEREST“Like what if I am not roy.”
ROY · X GROUP CHAT · 19:19💡
THE CASE
Real man. Whose account?
Real man. Whose account?
CASE LEAD
Wasabi Crouton
Wasabi Crouton
BEFORE THE RABBIT HOLE / MEET THE LANDLORD
TradFi résumé.
Memecoin brain.
Roy appears on X with a real name, a real photo and a finance background. His new mission? A community takeover of $PENIS. He talks about this coin like he’s running a business.
His thesis: tourists trade the noise. Landlords stay, collect fees and reinvest. Suddenly, a shitcoin has tenant relations.
“Hey CT. I’m Roy.
Real name. Real photo.”
THE QUESTION
The résumé checks a name.
The profile checks a photo.
Who is actually behind the account?
ACT 01 / THE DD ROOM · DISCORD
“yo lads
i need help”
A finance guy is bagworking $PENIS like a full-time job. Wasabi Crouton sees the potential. The Discord sees a question mark. What follows is an entirely unreasonable amount of research.
WHY THEY CARE
Roy presents himself as a finance professional leading a $PENIS community takeover. If it is really him, the group wants to get behind it. If it is an impersonator, the résumé is just part of the pitch.
# $PENISThe research room · 24 September 2026
24 September 2026
LinkedIn. Old posts.
FINRA. BrokerCheck.
A university report.
Registries, a company website, account history. This was supposed to be a quick look at a memecoin.
The man exists.
Does he run this X?
Jean FUD calls the actual test: get the LinkedIn account to verify the X account. Wasabi Crouton takes the problem into Roy’s chat.
THE RESEARCH METHODOLOGY“we tell ourselves
“we tell ourselves
its called ‘an edge’”
Spaceboykie · after the FINRA rabbit hole
SAME INVESTIGATOR. DIFFERENT ROOM.You found the man.
You found the man.
Now find out who’s typing.
You’re Wasabi. Your friends are waiting in Discord. All you need is one tiny action from an established LinkedIn account. How hard can this be?
Follow Wasabi into the group chat →ACT 02 / STEP INTO THE HOLDERS’ CHAT
You like the lore.
Can you trust the landlord?
Your Discord found the man. You’re about to ask whether he runs the account. Five moments to make your call. One very strange way to settle it.
PENIS PUMP WANKERS 🚀💦X group chat · 25 September 2026
18:15 · Roy added you
You’re Wasabi Crouton.
You came for one small favour.
Roy says he’s the largest $PENIS holder. A finance guy turned memecoin “landlord,” preaching that holders should build something and stay.
You like it. Your Discord friends are interested too. They’ve dug through LinkedIn, old posts and finance registries. The man seems real. But is he the one behind this X account?
You · WasabiLikes the lore. Needs proof.RoyThe landlord you came to ask.BrettHolder. Mediator. Live commentator.YOUR PLAN
Original messages · five one-tap calls · read at your paceAsk Roy to do something from his established LinkedIn account. A fresh action from the LinkedIn account, requested here in the X chat.
20:21 / A REPLY COMES IN
ROY
ok done
Same post.
One very specific reaction.
Wasabi checks the lightbulb list again.
BEFORE
Roy isn’t in the displayed list.
AFTER
Roy Eriksen. There’s the lightbulb.
Checking LinkedIn…
💡KYC
APPROVEDLANDLORD EDITION
APPROVEDLANDLORD EDITION
Wasabi’s group accepts the proof.
Same Meta post. The requested reaction. Roy’s entry appears.
MEANWHILE, BACK IN DISCORD
20:56: “im 90% sure its not him”
21:06: “so its actually him wtf?”
“luckily i didnt put money on this” — Jean FUD, replying to himself.
THE INVESTIGATOR IS HOOKED.
THE GROUP CHAT IS WAKING UP.
The lightbulb
stays on.
THE BACKSTORY / PUBLIC X + FOMO
A landlord
is born.
An abandoned coin gets a founding myth. Roy gets a mission. The holders get a man who talks about their shitcoin like he’s running a business.
16 SEP · THE INTRODUCTION
“Hey CT. I’m Roy.
Real name. Real photo.”
A finance résumé. ~70M coins, by his count. And an extremely serious plan for $PENIS.
THE LANDLORD THESIS · ROY’S FRAMING
Holders own the house.
Tourists bring the action.
LANDLORDS
Hold. Collect rewards. Reinvest. Make the place worth visiting.
TOURISTS
Come to trade. Generate activity. Give the landlords a reason to work.
The takeover arc
Choose a chapter to go deeperTHE CONGREGATION GETS BEHIND ROY
FOMO has entered the chat.
The thesis spreads. Suddenly everyone is a landlord, tenant relations are a thing, and the replies are writing the trailer.
“murad walked so roy eriksen could fly”cold_xyz · FOMO thesisOpen the original FOMO page ↗
The complete case file.
Every chapter. Every rabbit hole. The receipts that started it all.