LinkedIn. Old posts.
A matching name.
The group finds a professional profile and older X posts. Useful leads. Still not proof of who is typing.
A DISCORD INVESTIGATION · ONE VERY STRANGE IDENTITY CHECK
How a
lightbulb
became KYC.
A Discord rabbit hole. A suspected impersonator.
Two men playing 4D chess over one LinkedIn reaction.
THE PERSON OF INTEREST“Like what if I am not roy.”
ROY · X GROUP CHAT💡
THE CASE
Real man. Whose account?
Real man. Whose account?
CASE LEAD
Wasabi Crouton
Wasabi Crouton
BEFORE THE RABBIT HOLE / MEET THE LANDLORD
TradFi résumé.
Memecoin brain.
Roy appears on X with a real name, a real photo and a finance background. His new mission? A community takeover of $PENIS. He talks about this coin like he’s running a business.
His thesis: tourists trade the noise. Landlords stay, collect fees and reinvest. Suddenly, a shitcoin has tenant relations.
“Hey CT. I’m Roy.
Real name. Real photo.”
ACT 01 / THE DD ROOM · DISCORD
“yo lads
i need help”
A finance guy is bagworking $PENIS like a full-time job. Wasabi Crouton sees the potential. The Discord sees a question mark. What follows is an entirely unreasonable amount of research.
# $PENISThe research room · the night before
The night before
What did the Discord actually find?
LinkedIn. Old posts.
FINRA. BrokerCheck.
A university report.
Registries, a company website, account history. This was supposed to be a quick look at a memecoin.
The man exists.
Does he run this X?
Jean FUD calls the actual test: get the LinkedIn account to verify the X account. Wasabi Crouton takes the problem into Roy’s chat.
SAME INVESTIGATOR. DIFFERENT ROOM.Your friends did the digging.
Your friends did the digging.
You’re going in.
Play as Wasabi. Ask Roy for proof. Decide what you believe as the replies come in.
Follow Wasabi into the group chat →ACT 02 / STEP INTO THE HOLDERS’ CHAT
You like the lore.
Can you trust the landlord?
Five calls. No hindsight. Would you have trusted him?
$PENIS holders’ chatAn X group chat · reconstructed from selected messages
Roy added you
You’re Wasabi Crouton.
You came for one small favour.
Roy says he’s the largest $PENIS holder: a finance guy building a memecoin community. Your Discord found his professional profile. You’ve joined his holders’ chat to check that the same man runs his X.
You · WasabiLikes the lore. Needs proof.RoyThe landlord you came to ask.BrettHolder. Mediator. Live commentator.YOUR PLAN
Original messages · five one-tap calls · read at your paceGet one fresh action from Roy’s established LinkedIn account, requested here in the X chat.
Your read. One tap continues the conversation.
A REPLY COMES IN
ROY
ok done
Same post.
One very specific reaction.
Wasabi checks the lightbulb list again.
BEFOREBefore the reaction
Roy isn’t in the displayed list.
AFTERAfter “ok done”
Roy Eriksen. There’s the lightbulb.
Checking LinkedIn…
💡KYC
APPROVEDLANDLORD EDITION
APPROVEDLANDLORD EDITION
Wasabi’s group accepts the proof.
Same Meta post. The requested reaction. Roy’s entry appears.
Re-read the conversation
MEANWHILE, BACK IN DISCORD
Before the proof: “im 90% sure its not him”
After the proof: “so its actually him wtf?”
“luckily i didnt put money on this” — Jean FUD, replying to himself.
THE INVESTIGATOR IS HOOKED.
THE GROUP CHAT IS WAKING UP.
The lightbulb
stays on.
THE BACKSTORY / PUBLIC X + FOMO
A landlord
is born.
An abandoned coin gets a founding myth. Roy gets a mission. The holders get a man who talks about their shitcoin like he’s running a business.
16 SEP · THE INTRODUCTION
“Hey CT. I’m Roy.
Real name. Real photo.”
A finance résumé. ~70M coins, by his count. And an extremely serious plan for $PENIS.
THE LANDLORD THESIS · ROY’S FRAMING
Holders own the house.
Tourists bring the action.
LANDLORDS
Hold. Collect rewards. Reinvest. Make the place worth visiting.
TOURISTS
Come to trade. Generate activity. Give the landlords a reason to work.
The takeover arc
Choose a chapter to go deeperTHE CONGREGATION GETS BEHIND ROY
FOMO has entered the chat.
The thesis spreads. Suddenly everyone is a landlord, tenant relations are a thing, and the replies are writing the trailer.
“murad walked so roy eriksen could fly”cold_xyz · FOMO thesisOpen the original FOMO page ↗
The complete case file.
Every chapter. Every rabbit hole. The receipts that started it all.